Her parents couldn’t figure out why she spent so much time in…

Her parents couldn’t figure out why she spent so much time in the bathroom, but they’d surely have been thrilled to know she was working hard to prepare for her later life.

Roxy checks every morning to make sure she hasn’t started to…

Roxy checks every morning to make sure she hasn’t started to close up while she slept.  She knows an open ass is a happy ass.

(Side note: We hope she remembers to disinfect that hair tie.)

Ladies, there are so many ways to ruin yourself!  Make sure to…

Ladies, there are so many ways to ruin yourself!  Make sure to try them all!  😀

(We’re not 100% sure but according to a few sources this is https://twitter.com/natasha__10_)